Adultophobia

The fear of pouring your own cereal milk

Apple Jacks scented 

 

Fakeophobia

The fear of fake ass people

Vodka Diet Soda scented

 

Friendophobia

The fear of connecting with someone and having to live up to it later

Neglected Cactus scented 

 

Guacophobia

The fear of missing the two-minute window of a ripe avocado

Fresh Guacamole scented