Um, awkwaaard.

Ah, memories. Look, everyone has a few awkward moments in their past. Flat-out embarrassing and impossible to shake off, this is the stuff life is made of. I should know. I clock in two or three of these every few minutes, and that's just on Twitter. In real life, I'm a complete trainwreck. And proud of it! You should be, too. That's why you need a special Candle for Awkward Moments. It's not as cool as a national holiday, but it's a damn good start.

Candle

Sketchy Ointment Scented
Net Weight: Approximately 17 oz.
Burn time: 60 hours
Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.
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