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Midlife Crisis candle/soap

Midlife Crisis candle/soap

Smells like a motorcycle.

Or a perm. Or a food truck. Whatever it is, you’re throwing caution to the wind and finally going for it. And not a second too soon. Your chances of getting hit by a bus just keep going up, and nobody wants to die without at least experiencing the magic of a spiral perm.

Candle

Kumquat Tree Scented
Net Weight: Approximately 17 oz.
Burn time: 60 hours
Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.
© 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co.

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Smells like a motorcycle.

Or a perm. Or a food truck. Whatever it is, you’re throwing caution to the wind and finally going for it. And not a second too soon. Your chances of getting hit by a bus just keep going up, and nobody wants to die without at least experiencing the magic of a spiral perm.

Candle

Kumquat Tree Scented
Net Weight: Approximately 17 oz.
Burn time: 60 hours
Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.
© 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co.