Morning People candle/soap
Smells like a hell no.
Everyone knows I love mornings. Especially when they start after two, two-thirty in the afternoon. That way I can combine breakfast, lunch, and dinner into one healthy tomato smoothie. With vodka. A lot of vodka. And two pots of coffee as a follow-up. It's called coping, people. I have PTSD from not being invited to a single Ugly Christmas Sweater party this year.
Sugar Cereal Coma Scented
Net Weight: Approximately 17 oz.
Burn time: 60 hours
Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.
© 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co.
Soap
Sugar Cereal Coma Scented
Net Weight: 6 oz
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
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Morning People candle/soap
Morning People candle/soap
Smells like a hell no.
Everyone knows I love mornings. Especially when they start after two, two-thirty in the afternoon. That way I can combine breakfast, lunch, and dinner into one healthy tomato smoothie. With vodka. A lot of vodka. And two pots of coffee as a follow-up. It's called coping, people. I have PTSD from not being invited to a single Ugly Christmas Sweater party this year.
Sugar Cereal Coma Scented
Net Weight: Approximately 17 oz.
Burn time: 60 hours
Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.
© 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co.
Soap
Sugar Cereal Coma Scented
Net Weight: 6 oz
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
Original: $9.99
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Smells like a hell no.
Everyone knows I love mornings. Especially when they start after two, two-thirty in the afternoon. That way I can combine breakfast, lunch, and dinner into one healthy tomato smoothie. With vodka. A lot of vodka. And two pots of coffee as a follow-up. It's called coping, people. I have PTSD from not being invited to a single Ugly Christmas Sweater party this year.
Sugar Cereal Coma Scented
Net Weight: Approximately 17 oz.
Burn time: 60 hours
Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.
© 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co.
Soap
Sugar Cereal Coma Scented
Net Weight: 6 oz
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
